An Indian guy named “Anantharaman Subbaraman”
arrived at the New York airport and ended up waiting
for his visa for about 2 hours for the authorities to call
his name. He got fed up and went to them and asked
why they haven’t called his name yet. They said that
they have been calling him for the last 2 hours as
“Anotherman Superman”

Sardarji was in the library reading a book. After
reading he said “So boring, so many characters, but
no story”. The librarian replied “Sardarji, this is a
telephone directory”.

Sardarji was visiting the Mysore Palace. The tourist
guide told to Sardarji “Sir, please don’t sit there, it is
Tipu Sultan’s chair”. Sardarji replies “Oye! Don’t
worry yaar, I will get up when he comes”.

A Sardar died when a lightning struck him. When
he died, his face was in laughing mode. God asked
him the reason for that. Sardar replied : “I thought
that some one was taking my photo”.

Sardarji to Doctor : “In my dreams, rats play
football every night”.
Doctor : “Take this medicine from tonight.”
Sardarji : “Can I start from tomorrow? Because today
night is the final match”.

Once a Sardar went to Israel. He asked a boatman
the charge to cross the Red Sea. The man replied :
“$ 500”. Sardar said: “Verutheyalla Karthavu
Vellathiloode nadannu poyathu”.

Santa Singh : “I think that girl is deaf”.
Banta Singh : “How do you know”?
Santha Singh : “I told her ‘I love you’, but he said her
chappals are new.”

Sardarji sent an SMS to his pregnant wife, “How
are you?” After some time he started to dance with
joy because he got an SMS report “Delivered”.

Sardar to his friend : “I kiss my wife every day
before I go to office and you?”
Friend : “I Kiss your wife after you go to office”
Sardar : “Ha..ha..ha.. I kissed first”.

A Sardar is dying of cancer. He tells everybody
that he is dying of AIDS. His son asks, “Dad, why do
you keep telling like this?” Sardar replies : “So, when
I am dead, nobody will touch your Mom”.

Sardarji was sitting at the bus stop. He saw a
truck pulling another truck by a rope. Sardarji
laughed and said: “Oh! Two trucks to transport a
small rope”.